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Two-Face: *gives Ebony a bouquet of roses* So...I brought you some flowers.
Ebony: *snatches the bouquet* You shoulda brought me some chocolates, what am I supposed to do with these? *looks at it for a second* … *Eats a rose* *sadly* This tastes terrible…
Two-Face: *sweatdrop* Well you're not suppose to eat them...
-2-
*Marcus before meeting Lola…Probably…*
Marcus: *About to walk out the door* I’m taking Candy on a date for Valentine’s day.
Vlad: She dumped you 4 months ago, Marcus.
Marcus: *Curls into a fetal position and starts sobbing uncontrollably* I Forgot!
-3-
Clarice: *laying in bed, cuddling with Phantom* Hey, Phantom?
Phantom: *mumbles* Wha…?
Clarice: Let’s not celebrate Valentine ’s Day this year, it’s just too much trouble.
Phantom: *tiredly* Good, ‘cuz I didn’t get you anything.
Clarice: *glares at him* What?
Phantom: *opens his eyes wide* Oh, shit…
-4-
Belarus: *walks up to Kimchi and gives him a heart-shaped card* *smiles* Happy Valentine’s Day, Kimchi~
Kimchi: *Accepts, returning Belarus’s smile* Thanks. I’m glad I ran into ‘cause *gives her a red envelope* I got something for you too.
Belarus: *excitedly opens the envelope* Oh, Kimchi you shouldn’t have! Just the fact that you- *reads what’s in the envelope and frowns* This is a restraining order…
Kimchi: *glares* Yeah, now get the hell away from me.
-5-
*Vlad and Aisling at a poke mart*
Aisling: *coughs, getting Vlad’s attention* *points to the aisle full of Valentine’s Day stuff*
Vlad: *notices a box of condoms and grabs that instead* Good call, Aisling, I knew I was forgetting something. *walks over to the register*
Aisling: That’s not what I was- *sighs* Oh, forget it… *follows him*
-6-
Two-Face: *laying in a bed of scattered with rose petals* Eb, it’s Valentine’s day, you know what that means!
Ebony: *kicks the door down* *holding an empty heart-shaped box ad her face smeared with chocolate* WHOO! BETTER CALL INTO WORK TOMORROW, I’M ABOUT TO SUCK THE SOUL OUT OF YOU!
-7-
Stephon: *Rapping while banging his hand on the table* Man I can’t wait for tonight with my girl, she is the bestest, psych, I’m single, and I’ll be home watching Netflix.
Trey: *from the other room* Hey, Master, The Walking Dead’s about to start!
Stephon: comin’...
-8-
*If Draco had met Lucy on Valentine’s Day…*
Draco: I’m single.
Lucy: *growls*
Draco: And you’re single.
Lucy: *stops growling* *eyes Draco suspiciously*
Draco: And It’s Valentine’s Day! Hmm, it’s like Arceus himself is trying to push us together.
Lucy: *confused* What?
-9-
Almia: *singing* We-e, are never ever, ever, ever, getting back together~ *hugs Pippy* ‘Cause we’re never breaking up, right, Pippy?
Pippy: Uh…
Almia: *Hugs him tighter, smiling creepily* Right, Pippy…?
Pippy: *shaking slightly* R-Right!
-10-
*Kimchi and Ember walking down the street*
Random Machoke: *walks by them* *glances at Ember* Hey, baby, where’re you takin’ that fine ass?
Kimchi: *turns around and glares at the Machoke*
Ember: *grabs his arm* Kimchi, don’t fight him. They’re just words.
Kimchi: Okay. *takes a deep breath* I won’t fight him, because I can control my anger.
...
Judge: And how would the defendant like to plea?
Kimchi: Not guilty. He ran into my sword, you honor.
Judge: 37 times?
Kimchi: The guy was crazy.
Wesley: *lean over to Chris and whispers* You have the money for bail?
Chris: Yup.
Two-Face: *gives Ebony a bouquet of roses* So...I brought you some flowers.
Ebony: *snatches the bouquet* You shoulda brought me some chocolates, what am I supposed to do with these? *looks at it for a second* … *Eats a rose* *sadly* This tastes terrible…
Two-Face: *sweatdrop* Well you're not suppose to eat them...
-2-
*Marcus before meeting Lola…Probably…*
Marcus: *About to walk out the door* I’m taking Candy on a date for Valentine’s day.
Vlad: She dumped you 4 months ago, Marcus.
Marcus: *Curls into a fetal position and starts sobbing uncontrollably* I Forgot!
-3-
Clarice: *laying in bed, cuddling with Phantom* Hey, Phantom?
Phantom: *mumbles* Wha…?
Clarice: Let’s not celebrate Valentine ’s Day this year, it’s just too much trouble.
Phantom: *tiredly* Good, ‘cuz I didn’t get you anything.
Clarice: *glares at him* What?
Phantom: *opens his eyes wide* Oh, shit…
-4-
Belarus: *walks up to Kimchi and gives him a heart-shaped card* *smiles* Happy Valentine’s Day, Kimchi~
Kimchi: *Accepts, returning Belarus’s smile* Thanks. I’m glad I ran into ‘cause *gives her a red envelope* I got something for you too.
Belarus: *excitedly opens the envelope* Oh, Kimchi you shouldn’t have! Just the fact that you- *reads what’s in the envelope and frowns* This is a restraining order…
Kimchi: *glares* Yeah, now get the hell away from me.
-5-
*Vlad and Aisling at a poke mart*
Aisling: *coughs, getting Vlad’s attention* *points to the aisle full of Valentine’s Day stuff*
Vlad: *notices a box of condoms and grabs that instead* Good call, Aisling, I knew I was forgetting something. *walks over to the register*
Aisling: That’s not what I was- *sighs* Oh, forget it… *follows him*
-6-
Two-Face: *laying in a bed of scattered with rose petals* Eb, it’s Valentine’s day, you know what that means!
Ebony: *kicks the door down* *holding an empty heart-shaped box ad her face smeared with chocolate* WHOO! BETTER CALL INTO WORK TOMORROW, I’M ABOUT TO SUCK THE SOUL OUT OF YOU!
-7-
Stephon: *Rapping while banging his hand on the table* Man I can’t wait for tonight with my girl, she is the bestest, psych, I’m single, and I’ll be home watching Netflix.
Trey: *from the other room* Hey, Master, The Walking Dead’s about to start!
Stephon: comin’...
-8-
*If Draco had met Lucy on Valentine’s Day…*
Draco: I’m single.
Lucy: *growls*
Draco: And you’re single.
Lucy: *stops growling* *eyes Draco suspiciously*
Draco: And It’s Valentine’s Day! Hmm, it’s like Arceus himself is trying to push us together.
Lucy: *confused* What?
-9-
Almia: *singing* We-e, are never ever, ever, ever, getting back together~ *hugs Pippy* ‘Cause we’re never breaking up, right, Pippy?
Pippy: Uh…
Almia: *Hugs him tighter, smiling creepily* Right, Pippy…?
Pippy: *shaking slightly* R-Right!
-10-
*Kimchi and Ember walking down the street*
Random Machoke: *walks by them* *glances at Ember* Hey, baby, where’re you takin’ that fine ass?
Kimchi: *turns around and glares at the Machoke*
Ember: *grabs his arm* Kimchi, don’t fight him. They’re just words.
Kimchi: Okay. *takes a deep breath* I won’t fight him, because I can control my anger.
...
Judge: And how would the defendant like to plea?
Kimchi: Not guilty. He ran into my sword, you honor.
Judge: 37 times?
Kimchi: The guy was crazy.
Wesley: *lean over to Chris and whispers* You have the money for bail?
Chris: Yup.
Well as promised, here's a collection of Valentine's day shorts, that I kinda based some of them off a couple of Vines I saw, which explains why some of them are pretty short.
That being said, I hope you all have a wonderful Valentine's Day, or Single's Appreciation Day if you don't have a lover. ~
Two-Face @~
Marcus and Vlad @~
Aisling @~
Stephon and Trey @~
Draco @~
Pippy and Ember @~
That being said, I hope you all have a wonderful Valentine's Day, or Single's Appreciation Day if you don't have a lover. ~
Two-Face @~
Marcus and Vlad @~
Aisling @~
Stephon and Trey @~
Draco @~
Pippy and Ember @~
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Ebony and Two-face's relationship can be entirely summed up in these shorts
Don't worry Kimchi, with the statute of limitations, I think its only something like 29 times.
Don't worry Kimchi, with the statute of limitations, I think its only something like 29 times.